Outdoors Piss and Shart in tight shorts

I stand in a puddle & flood my jean shorts with warm piss, my neighbours are outside.. I hope they don’t look! Feeling a growing urge I turn around and push, bubbly wet farts & soft poop leaks out into my panties, I rub it into my crack & inside reveal the mess it made, spreading my cheeks to squeeze out a little more creamy shit <3