Desperate Shit in a Coconut

I’m on a tropical vacation and HELP I need to shit SO BAD!!! I escaped into the dressing room but there’s no toilet. The urgency is so high that I cannot walk any further, just crawling. I absolutely cannot poop on this floor, all the girls will find out it was me!

Thankfully I see an opened coconut in the room. I could hide my load in there! I don’t have a choice anymore. I really need to piss too, that could easily pass for coconut water.

I piss so much in the coconut that it overflows. Then I finally release my bowels, pushing out a huge fat firm shit into the coconut. However the log is too thick so it falls on the floor. Dammit! I pick it up and stuff it in the hole, making even more piss come out. Oh well, it’s hidden well enough now. The girls will surely not find out it’s me. I realize one of them might actually try to drink from the coconut, but I will just pretend I don’t know…