Desperate Bush Shit while Running

I was just finishing up a 10k run and still had about a half mile to my car. I’ve been feeling the urge to shit for miles and now it is unbearable. I can’t hold back any longer. The park is packed with runners, so I dart off into a bush hoping to be discreet. The desperation overwhelms me. I drop my pants and release a hot wet shit. I have to wipe with a tiny crumpled leaf and shit gets in my running shorts.